/r/youtubehaiku Analysis


Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.952 I COULD HAVE EASILY DONE THIS BUT DIDNT DO IT BECAUSE ITS SO EASY SO I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY ITS GETTING UPVOTES BECAUSE ITS EASY FOR ME TO DO. -*reddit*
0.950 I really hope the best for him because his sense of humor and acceptance of the meme has really brought joy to a lot of people
0.932 His "kiss kiss fall in love" wedding skit was the best back in the day of Vine
0.917 ok well maybe each comment had suck my dick in it and thats the joke" and then after the weeb one and he said thats fair and then Im like "ooooooh" and now I know its great fun ha has
0.914 He was already pushing his senior years when we picked him up from the shelter, but still blessed us with six years of loving, dancing and borking.
0.914 He went peacefully, being loved with his family with a smile on his face. All things considered, Gabe had a good run.
0.904 There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor.
0.900 This is the most wonderful thing to come out of a meme, and honestly I'm so happy to see him up and around.
0.900 Like, the guy is naked, I'm pretty sure he's harmless, just fucking help him out.
0.898 While some of his videos are pretty great, I don't think these are the funniest things to hit the sub

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.965 Kinda depressing but every time I hear this song I just think about the poor flautist that killed himself over a ridiculous copyright hearing :(
-0.964 ~~I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.~~ World War III will be fought with dank memes.
-0.949 The actual message of the original thing is less "don't speed please" and more "**YOU WENT 1MPH OVER THE SPEED LIMIT YOU FUCKING CHILD KILLING CUNT, FUCK YOU**"
-0.938 The map was set to de_dust for some reason but in T spawn, beside a dead terrorist body, there was a chest.
-0.928 I tried to check with Karma decay, but I didn't know my original video was stolen, my bad!
-0.926 "Now listen here you little fucker I didn't do two tours in Nam so you could come onto MY program and cram this shit down my throat fuckin' piece of shit GHOSTBUSTERS asshole..."
-0.926 I really dislike trump but hot damn, that shit was fire
-0.920 somehow "nigger bitch" still sounds racist when a black dude says it
-0.911 You know I can't stand the orange Cheeto, but goddamn, that was a hell of a zinger.
-0.910 Can't fucking win, post memes and people throw a tantrum because there's no more OC, post OC and people throw a tantrum because it's not funny enough
272 of 505Ranking
8Overall Score
23Positive Score
14Negative Score
78Neutral Score
2.7%All Caps
5.3Avg Word Length