/r/whitepeoplegifs Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.840 Drunk friends are best friends.
0.807 That's some great hand eye coordination.
0.788 We got to enjoy this exciting break from basketball exactly once.
0.778 I wish I was in that great of shape/had that kind of coordination/was that athletic.
0.758 All I can think about it is that he definitely blew his chance to dramatically kiss that chick whose way out of his league
0.757 Good guy SRO realizes nothing bad is happening and doesn't overreact and break it up.
0.726 Really beautiful video, and one worth pausing to catch the homages.
0.726 lmao I'm a straight white male!
0.691 He won't fuck with other countries, he'll fuck with ALL of them...
0.691 Why did she present her hand to that dude like she was expecting a ring?

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.813 Noooooo..,this just killed my single bit of melanin that I had left :(
-0.810 So many stupid decisions lead to this stupid decision
-0.798 I don't really have a Pringles dick, I just keep my dick inside
-0.765 I always feared some elderly person would hang upside down and be too weak to get out of that position and might be forced to stay like that for hours.
-0.762 *There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.*
-0.674 WTF is this?
-0.670 Would it of killed her to high 5 him
-0.660 Go away faggot
-0.599 Not unlike [I Fink U Freeky] by Die Antwoord.
-0.572 I hate her so much.
342 of 509Ranking
6Overall Score
26Positive Score
15Negative Score
84Neutral Score
1.6%All Caps
5.2Avg Word Length