||I had a baby a couple months ago and I tore so bad all the way to my ass crack that I still get a painful tug when I sit due to the way it's healing.
||The title adds an unexpected layer of what the fuck to a post already jam packed with what the fuck.
What the actual fuck?
||>Your existence alone is punishment enough.
||Socrates died for that shit, man
||Me, being the smartass kid I was, noticed from before that my teacher liked to censor any bad words whenever we watched a movie.
||"Nah your head just spinning cause we're stuck in this ridiculous medieval perspective now gimme the damn D"
This kid sitting next to me literally told me "man, shut your ass up."
Most embarrassing moment of my life.
||They sure went through with some hardcore as fuck torture methods in ye Olde times
||Damn this one hurts
"Are you blushing?!?