||yeah so uh i live in a mansion and fucked all the girls at my school ever since im 12 but one time i fucked the hottest one and i fucked up so bad dude i farted can u believe
||He overreacted to an extreme overreaction, but his story isnt littered with "that bitch" "fuck this whore" etc.
||Build a million bridges but suck one dick; you're not a bridge builder, you're a dick sucker.
||And IF the person you pair up with is the type of person you could live with, then the timing doesn't matter.
BUT, and this is a big one, SHITTY PEOPLE CAN HIDE HOW SHITTY THEY REALLY ARE FOR YEARS!
||>TL;DR: Teacher was a lazy ass, I was a smart ass, ended up being a dumb ass, now everyone thinks I'm an ass.
||Seriously, that's insane, I can't imagine being so socially awkward that I would puke all over my own shit to avoid telling someone I feel sick
||Dirty, petty criminals on every corner, dog shit everywhere , locals are rude and snobby af.
||Like, PMS devil raging fires of hell day, and on top of it I was having a massive panic attack about having to go to the grocery store.
||How does one accidently offend a rape victim in a dark gym at night?
Wait, what is a rape victim doing in a dark gym at night?
||My pun game is pretty weak, so I have no doubt someone will immediately better this, but may i suggest as a starting point: Shit bag blames dog for shit bag...