/r/thatHappened Analysis


Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.941 I love how he hinted at having a totally true story where everybody clapped for his act of great justice.
0.890 shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
0.867 Wow I wish I was there, it sounds so fun causing 16 traffic accidents!
0.863 I didn't even learn about gender fluid acceptance or how that acceptance earned a hero a crisp $20% bill.
0.861 I'm glad she not only told us she declined the job offer, but also her letting us know she likes to workout and look good.
0.859 'Under god' is a pretty good example of that. That's my original comment.
0.854 Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely. Doom! That is simply one of many examples of my random actions.
0.844 I don't really get what you mean? The "family farm" stat is important, because if a plot of soil is your lifelyhood, you're going to take great care of it, so your kids still have something to farm.
0.840 welcome to /r/thathappened, heres your complimentary $100 dollar bill, condoms are under the sink ;) oh yeah, and heres [a link]
0.820 I assume it's against the rules to post what blog this is from, but can some kind redditor send me a pm with the link please?

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.937 edgy shit edgY sHit thats some edgy shit right th ere right there if i do a so my sel i say so thats what im talking about right there right there mMMMM O0OOOOooo Edgy shit
-0.891 Google searches are pedestrian and thieves will steal your laptop even with the most obscene Google searches even if your laptop is a Lenovo.
-0.881 Someone saying rude things = Hate crime?
-0.832 I mean, it used to sound like an awful abomination, but with the world we've crafted, fuck it, there's no other way.
-0.830 -Security Forces Training- Translation: I used my super-secret kung fu grip I learned from watching old GI Joe reruns to defeat the bad guy and save the day!!1!11!!
-0.823 I'd hate to get lightened to death.
-0.823 This is that kid everybody knew around fifth grade who carried a wallet containing a dollar, some useless cards and a stolen rubber, and constantly lied about how much sex he's *totally* having.
-0.818 There is no clapping, %100$ bills, sage 8 year olds or worst of all, no Albert Einstein *gasp*.
-0.813 Including you." Why the hell are people freaking out their children?
-0.796 I am not OP, but in this case I am a faggot.
346 of 505Ranking
6Overall Score
20Positive Score
13Negative Score
81Neutral Score
3.7%All Caps
4.5Avg Word Length