/r/shittyrobots Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.973 This is absolutely awful, but it's a good thing that she has such a strong fanbase and following to help her through this. So u/simsalapim, we wish you the very best and a speedy recovery!
0.963 i would never say this to her face, but she seems like a wonderful person and i hope everything goes great.
0.952 Like, funny best friend love.
0.944 listen I don't know much about this robot but what I see is a perfectly good platform where an enterprising young lava lamp could really find himself
0.943 At the end of the event, my contact at the school gave me an envelope with "Happy Easter" or something written on it, and thanked me for being so fun and doing a great job with the children.
0.943 This is amazing. I love that you got her contraptions in there. Now I can only hope she'll see this soon :D
0.941 Looks like a braid :) Happy to see she's looking good and happy
0.940 No idea if you'll see this Simone, but as both a fan and someone who's survived a brain tumor, I just wanted to give you my best wishes and support.
0.940 but at least we still have the Precious, yes we do, Precious
0.937 I dont post often, nor partake in much memery, but congrats on your results and thanks for your positive impact on the internet.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.946 FFS the poor bastard was doomed from birth.
-0.923 I hate the normalization of looking at every abandoned shopping bag as a bomb threat.
-0.921 Yeah but what if the bot disliked a video and see the same video in a few hours again, it automatic turns the dislike into a neutral so the dislike bot isnt a dislike bot
-0.915 This reminds me of when Crazy 8 is trying to stab Walter with the broken plate in Breaking Bad.
-0.913 My ASS is itchy AS HELL
-0.895 " fuck this box, fuck you, fuck this job, i quit!"
-0.892 I know this is lighthearted and funny, but for some farout reason I was reminded of a spree of hedgehog killings in Denmark because people would let their robot lawnmowers run at night :C
-0.891 There has to be actual human disgust and contempt for a dislike to have meaning!
-0.890 Of all the awful cancers that exist, that one is, imo, the most insidious and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Fingers crossed for benign.
235 of 509Ranking
9Overall Score
25Positive Score
14Negative Score
76Neutral Score
2.3%All Caps
4.6Avg Word Length