/r/shittyrobots Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.943 At the end of the event, my contact at the school gave me an envelope with "Happy Easter" or something written on it, and thanked me for being so fun and doing a great job with the children.
0.895 Honestly if you made this able to slide on/off the pen and be able to adjust it to fit pen length it might make a pretty good gag gift, kinda like that "useless button" kit
0.881 At the end of our first day when we went to the office to hand in their signs, they gushed and gushed about how awesome and energetic we were.
0.815 Maybe not the most practical solution for a windy day on Earth, but it'd be a great tool in space.
0.807 Lol I love it!
0.784 I like how it looks like it thinks it's doing a good job
0.784 There's nothing more infuriating than having to scroll through a bunch of random teenagers' morality life lessons just so I can make Dogmeat the size of a tank and eat super mutants.
0.758 I just discovered this subreddit, and this gif nearly brought me to tears in the middle of my Appreciation of Great Speeches course.
0.751 Actually the Neato is an awesome vac that actively maps the rooms and plans its routes, maximizing the power available for suction.
0.732 If you have more questions, I'm happy to share.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.796 Fuck this shit, im Out
-0.793 Less shitty, more terrifying because it works
-0.791 While you were freezing to death, I had the opposite problem.
-0.791 What a horrible, horrible idea.
-0.758 I'm getting tired of this shit, hippies.
-0.735 [Marvin's broken arm] [Table before] [Table after] Sad I didn't get to see the rest of the evening.
-0.691 I saw one of these once and freaked the fuck out.
-0.670 Strangely disturbing.
-0.670 Don't let the name fool you, it's like the worst part of town.
-0.660 you can tell they fucked the takeoff up so many times
363 of 505Ranking
5Overall Score
22Positive Score
16Negative Score
77Neutral Score
0.4%All Caps
4.9Avg Word Length