||Someone Google awful teenage ass to ass!
||Holy shit, this is petty as FUCK.
||So while you think this was a revenge on the conductor, this was actually you being a complete asshole on top of being an inconsiderate douchebag.
||Obviously there's no real way for me to know, but it was not a whimsical giggle, this guy knew he had done something wrong and the vibe was Creep with a capital C.
||It's illegal if you had told someone because then it's premeditated, however, if you decide to put laxatives in your food because of your digestion problems, then that's his fault he stole.
||The worst is that due to the fact that no one has a mailbox they were sticking the flyers and letters and magnets and crap between the door and the doorframe.
||He flipped his shit, wouldn't leave the store so I called the cops and he's was banned from the store at risk of a trespassing charge.
||You cant make fun of the alpha male because hell join in, no one can make fun of him better than he can.*
||If it were me I probably would have made the wifi "For awful bitches only" to really drill home the point I'd heard them, but as you said, 3AM, and they WERE being both dumb and bitchy.
||Last I recall, time-outs are for bad little kids who call people names or are rude.