/r/pettyrevenge Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.899 I get he's an arsehole, but if this story is true, you are as much of an arse as he is, there were much better ways of resolving this.
0.878 Honestly the best way to make the most of this is to get better at painting your nails than her.
0.859 I'm sincerely loving this trip down memory lane, thank you for your comments so far.
0.854 I had a roommate in first year who was really good at creating the perfect fruit-fly breeding grounds.
0.848 Great guy, Great class.
0.832 Hes strong and athletic as well as aesthetically pleasing to the opposite sex.* *4.
0.813 Say, "you're free to leave at any time", and then just giggle like a madman.
0.807 Hes fascinated by the world around him, in becoming the best man he can possibly become.
0.802 lol, that's a very awesome description.
0.802 Hope your job prospects have improved since then.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.883 Someone Google awful teenage ass to ass!
-0.864 Holy shit, this is petty as FUCK.
-0.859 So while you think this was a revenge on the conductor, this was actually you being a complete asshole on top of being an inconsiderate douchebag.
-0.844 Obviously there's no real way for me to know, but it was not a whimsical giggle, this guy knew he had done something wrong and the vibe was Creep with a capital C.
-0.840 It's illegal if you had told someone because then it's premeditated, however, if you decide to put laxatives in your food because of your digestion problems, then that's his fault he stole.
-0.836 The worst is that due to the fact that no one has a mailbox they were sticking the flyers and letters and magnets and crap between the door and the doorframe.
-0.820 He flipped his shit, wouldn't leave the store so I called the cops and he's was banned from the store at risk of a trespassing charge.
-0.797 You cant make fun of the alpha male because hell join in, no one can make fun of him better than he can.* *8.
-0.790 If it were me I probably would have made the wifi "For awful bitches only" to really drill home the point I'd heard them, but as you said, 3AM, and they WERE being both dumb and bitchy. Great work!
-0.758 Last I recall, time-outs are for bad little kids who call people names or are rude.
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0Overall Score
17Positive Score
15Negative Score
79Neutral Score
0.5%All Caps
4.0Avg Word Length