/r/nottheonion Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.943 Its great that it gets people out here. I love it when people unrelated to something cool like this are good sports about it.
0.938 No, but it was great fun :)
0.936 La dada da da da I ain't a killer but don't push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy...
0.922 As a straight man, I haven't even come to fully support this movement, but as an American, I support your freedom.
0.902 It's not maths but it's definitely a form of intelligence that benefits a society.
0.893 If you like Beautiful advertisements and like donating to charity check out goodblock.
0.881 If you like excellent tasting/crazy combo/well made tacos torchys is the shit.
0.878 Because I'm pretty sure they weren't selling it for IV use, and certainly not for 3 year old children my friend
0.874 One of my friends can't speak a lick of English to save her life, but she can sing it perfectly accentless.
0.869 My great grandfather gets up at 6 am every morning and meets his friends at a whataburger to shoot the shit.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.939 So if you have the choice of getting screwed in the ass, or screwed in the mouth, you don't have a right to complain about getting screwed if you don't choose?
-0.931 This shit is getting exhausting, and people *making* the fake news are the ones being childish and who need to grow the fuck up.
-0.927 Either the media is wrong and the killing is by people misusing guns or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
-0.925 No, no, sorry, but that's moronic, and by extension, you're moronic.
-0.920 People are fleeing Sweden because of the violent crime brought to the country and the fact that it's the rape capital of the world now.
-0.914 Just image the outrage if he was a black rapist and only got 6 months for the same crime.
-0.911 I was and still am a lil' scaredy cat but it affected my child brain so much to this day I refuse to watch horror movies, no exceptions.
-0.897 I do feel bad for the cinder block whose survival of a fire was not deemed a miracle.
-0.892 I think those people are wrong but their arguments aren't totally baseless. That said the real reason most people wanted Brexit is they hate brown people.
-0.891 That would be another example of a bumper sticker that would probably be considered by most to be in poor taste and no one would confuse with actual authority to murder.
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79Neutral Score
1.9%All Caps
5.5Avg Word Length