/r/nocontext Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.659 Well I'm sorry not all of us are as strong willed as you, okay!?
0.637 Perfectly sensible out of context.
0.625 This would make a great Cards Against Humanity white card.
0.527 I'm kind turned on by the idea of findom actually.
0.502 Not in a way where I would actually participate, but in a way where I'm going to imagine this later while masturbating. Thank you for showing me this.
0.361 Sounds like something from /r/KenM
0.273 Hahahahahaha Ah god what am I doing with my life.
0.273 Oh god never again.
0.224 I don't see the no context part.
0.103 Then, once you've reached the end, you start again from the other side.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.816 this is fucking stupid -cliche saying so why the fuck is it unique?
-0.758 There are two kinds of people in this world: people who have wanted to stick their junk in a McD's sandwich and goddamn liars.
-0.649 You misspelled nigger.
-0.586 As long as the High schoolers were Assholes
-0.542 Holy fuck this is an old one.
-0.542 go fuck yourself
-0.542 I've always wanted to fuck a McDonald's burger
-0.450 hurr durr but it says p0rn and it's not talking about secks I'm cOnFusED
-0.386 A little late :(
-0.361 I feel like I should link this to /r/mattcolville, but t I'm too lazy and it seems kinda stalkery. Edit: spelling.
1062 of 509Ranking
-15Overall Score
8Positive Score
32Negative Score
80Neutral Score
0.6%All Caps
5.0Avg Word Length