/r/milf Analysis


Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.939 WOW WOW WOW absolutely arousing....
0.934 Man - I'd love to take her out, wine & dine her, and have one lovely, romantic, sexy evening
0.919 A man or woman can have nice legs, nice calves, nice thighs, nice glutes, nice traps or biceps, or anything...
0.915 I'd love to see a facial shot, that or I'd be more than happy to give you a facial shot absolutely free of charge.
0.910 Well it's not so much in the wild, but if you try POF dating it's pretty great.
0.910 Gorgeous at both times.Youre definitely aging like like fine wine baby.
0.906 Wow <3 so gorgeous!
0.905 I get on here to get off, but somehow manage to find some great people that care so much about others!
0.901 Too young to be a MILF really, but I do love drool covered titties, and the trashiness of the bolt-ons really helps too.
0.896 Beautiful eyes, beautiful smile...beautiful everything :)

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.891 Hell, I'll trade you a bloody useless 37 year old!
-0.886 Damn I hate fake tits.
-0.853 Her tits are fucking INSANE E: And shit, I never got the hate for fake tits...
-0.844 Probably the worst fake tits I've ever seen.
-0.840 You haven't heard what she has to say yet... You know what they say - "no matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of her shit"
-0.834 to be honest, i am not sure why people find it shocking that big ass tits are fake and feel the need to point it out.
-0.827 She needs to get her $$$ back, those look fake as hell.
-0.818 This is r/milf and she has bad fake tits
-0.818 I would spend whatever monies are required to suck on those nipples, even if I have to work a thousand years in Hell to repay the loan...
-0.815 I'll take my Macallan neat but if I'm looking to have my dick sucked from the back pass the Knob Creek and Coke.
200 of 505Ranking
11Overall Score
30Positive Score
13Negative Score
76Neutral Score
2.3%All Caps
4.9Avg Word Length