||I came in here to comment on the obvious, zoophilia vibes, but your comment is honestly amazing and I am now deeply fulfilled and have no desire to do so anymore.
||When you enjoy it, it's a really intense enjoyment, so that you can have 1 piece of chocolate and get a good endorphin rush both from the chocolate itself and how good it tastes.
||Savor the powerful almost oversweet aroma that escapes as the halves fall open.
Pause for a moment and admire the structure of this marvelous creation.
||Windsors aren't as bad but there are better symmetrical knots out there that look better like the Cape and Pratt.
||Appreciate that the joyful taste in your mouth and the increasing satisfaction in your belly come from nothing more than soil, water, and sunshine.
But lizards can reproduce through facultative parthenogenisus, which is pretty cool too.
So for you casuals: if it's born alive and had a placenta, like a human, it's OK to say pregnant.
||Luckily OP can easily clean up all the shit.
||I'm pretty sure they were explaining the joke to a now-deleted comment, not changing the meaning of it.
You should learn how to spell the holiday you celebrate, you're ruining Hanukkah.
Edit: Haha I love you /u/astariaxv thank you for the gold!
||This is how the story went:
High Schooler: "Teacher, what's this funny looking thing in the microscope"
Teacher: "Oh wow, it looks like that's a bug!