/r/meirl Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.920 I mean, I have like at least a 90% success rate at getting out of bed, that's a pretty big success in my book
0.902 Good luck having any interactions like this on that sure, it's all sexual role play nowadays.
0.866 And at least I'm not a douche in the little kid way of "people who like things I don't like are such loooosers", hahaha.
0.863 Agreed, non-existence is the next best possibility after heaven and also the most likely imo
0.857 A party on halloween should always be a costume party, not some lame adult wine party
0.856 I love a good Final Solution.
0.823 Goodbye now, enjoy your hollow life judging others for the books they read so you can feel like you're better than strangers.
0.823 This is a good yeem because the human hand behind the dog looks like it belongs to the dog.
0.805 No, because I wouldn't brutally murder anyone if there was no ice cream to reward myself with
0.802 Once you get into unit wage costs, there is no going back. It's all consuming. I use to love to spread cheeks, now I love me some spreadsheets.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.881 I'm not as OK with it as a lot of people on this sub seem to be that everyone wants to kill themselves, it hurts my heart
-0.832 By "tomorrow" I mean "I'm too much of a lazy shit to actually go through the effort to do this but I'll pretend that I'm going to do it anyway so I can get a meager amount of fake internet points.
-0.778 If your dick is in his ass, it's too close.
-0.763 But we're all moving inevitably towards death anyway so why bother.
-0.735 Those poor starving children in Africa don't have boyfriends and girlfriends!
-0.718 good shit go sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do a so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there mMMMM O0OOOOOOooo Good shit
-0.718 He's adorable and all, but his inner devil is shown when he speaks really quiet and creepily.
-0.718 What's a terrible train wreck of a comment thread?
-0.712 You can't dismiss depression as ignoring all the good in the world, the same way you can't dismiss positive thinking as ignoring all the bad in the world.
-0.700 Because slavery still exists, now it has a wage attached.
420 of 509Ranking
3Overall Score
26Positive Score
18Negative Score
76Neutral Score
8.1%All Caps
4.6Avg Word Length