||Regret leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Tread lightly, /u/SithLordDave.
||You can fuck him up sometimes, but bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster.
||There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche.
||I went from being very sad and depressed to getting moved by the person getting out of the car who would help TO GETTING PISSED THE FUCK OFF!
I hate you Reddit, you played with my emotions!
||He will become worse and worse at the game and will get arrested on charges of cocaine possession and physically assaulting prostitutes in a drunken, drugged out rage.
||He will be busted for a doping scandal and the stress of the shame will send the dog down a dark road of self destruction and abuse.
||I've had an iPhone for a long time, but this combined with poor functionality, worsening software iterations, poor storage that's not upgradable, and goddamn stupid iTunes, and I'm done.
||Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
||BAN THIS SPAMMING FUCKER u/jgkhuitu ALREADY
||I'm aware that there are accusations of state-sponsored terrorism by Iran, as there are accusations of state-sponsored terrorism by the USA.