/r/funny Analysis


Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.969 Wow! What a save! What a save! What a save! Wow! Nice shot!
0.959 And a super cute dog doing an awesome thing, and the child getting tackled from behind for great comedic effect!
0.956 "hangs potatoes in garages" - I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but it's honestly the best laugh of the last month for me.
0.953 well there's dairy free pizzas that are their own delicious class of pizza :) some veggie bacon is pretty good on stuff too.
0.950 Luckily my son inherited my amazing skill at going from awesome to awkward in the presence of any females of interest, so I think I'm good for a while.
0.949 I'm sure that he enjoys comedy and making people laugh, as he appeared on The Simpsons and smiled multiple times during this comedy interview.
0.947 To add to this, he seems like he is smart enough to realise bud light is non alcoholic, Anyway, Merry christmas to you op ans happy new year :D
0.945 Like those PSA commercials and ads of incredibly attractive models saying things like "Beauty is only skin deep..", and "Love you for who you are.." etc..
0.945 I wish it was the sixties, I wish I could be happy I wish, I wish, I wish that something would happen -Radiohead, "The Bends"
0.940 Thank you for sharing these hilarious cards and best wishes for a better coming year.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.967 Regret leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Tread lightly, /u/SithLordDave.
-0.961 You can fuck him up sometimes, but bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster.
-0.955 There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche.
-0.954 I went from being very sad and depressed to getting moved by the person getting out of the car who would help TO GETTING PISSED THE FUCK OFF! I hate you Reddit, you played with my emotions!
-0.954 He will become worse and worse at the game and will get arrested on charges of cocaine possession and physically assaulting prostitutes in a drunken, drugged out rage.
-0.949 He will be busted for a doping scandal and the stress of the shame will send the dog down a dark road of self destruction and abuse.
-0.939 I've had an iPhone for a long time, but this combined with poor functionality, worsening software iterations, poor storage that's not upgradable, and goddamn stupid iTunes, and I'm done.
-0.938 Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
-0.935 BAN THIS SPAMMING FUCKER u/jgkhuitu ALREADY
-0.930 I'm aware that there are accusations of state-sponsored terrorism by Iran, as there are accusations of state-sponsored terrorism by the USA.
316 of 505Ranking
7Overall Score
21Positive Score
14Negative Score
72Neutral Score
2.1%All Caps
4.6Avg Word Length