/r/firstworldproblems Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.864 It can certainly help with the overcrowding but it definitely won't help with the distance.
0.844 It's like 50 cents and makes the whole thing seems like a joke gift
0.843 We're a very strong loving community!
0.832 More often than I'd care to admit, I've gone out for lunch and scored an amazing spot when I got back...
0.758 Original syntax as confusing. Apparently the top is solid copper which is why I feel like I threw my back out helping him get it into his car.
0.754 Also, reading the response back, it sound super pretentious, but hey, look which sub we're in :)
0.727 I like to look out the window of my office around 9am and laugh at the plebs circling the lot endlessly looking for a spot so they don't have to park a half mile away in the overflow lot.
0.718 Used to live in Edinburgh -- party town. Then I moved to [The City that Fun Forgot]
0.690 Thank you, good ~~sir~~ person!
0.660 Well I just want to say I'm grateful for your response to my question.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.681 For the pie gods I would, hell for the pie gods I'd give up the b-hole.
-0.674 But geez, WTF?
-0.659 Crisis adverted!
-0.636 No, got some sort of error that said I had to waive a signature before shipment.
-0.625 Samsung's are the worst emoji out there.
-0.573 That smug self righteous moral high ground dismissing everyone that doesn't think like you as stupid.
-0.572 I was fuming
-0.477 It comes out of the box badly coiled?
-0.459 Also, I hope I didn't just make your stress worse by adding another option.
-0.440 same :( #shortpeopleproblems
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90Neutral Score
1.2%All Caps
4.1Avg Word Length