||The enabling of this system that exploits animals is a far more terrible evil than demanding the immediate end to the perpetuation of this terrible system.
||You know, I understand animals are "cute", but these creatures in the wild are extremely destructive to farmers, and are known to kill and eviscerate small pets.
||No, FUCK YOU!
Hell no, the cat is not going to...he IS!
Nope, that's it, game over.
||Then the owner just starts again and the dog realizes that this is a fight to the death.
The clip stops before the dog dies of a heart attack and the owner is jailed for life.
||The king of the underworld, that badass motherfucker, plague to all mankind and royal pain in the ass to the gods, named his dog Spot.
||If I can't find my cat in her usual hiding spots in 5 minutes, I start to panic and fear the worst.
||It must've been a torturous month, I bet that poor guy's heart has been thru hell.
||I missed you!" Or "Golly, we have so much fun!" Or even "dammit you smell so nice", but for plenty of them licking means "I hate what you're doing to me so stop it before I bite you".
||This reminds me "Dogs are not that strong, I can just kick him and kill if one attacks me" Just imagine him with his jaw clenched on your calf, shaking his head with the same speed back and forth..
||Looks like an evil genius as his plans fall to ruin.
"no, No, NO, NOOOOO"