/r/announcements Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.933 Shameful. Funnily enough I could quite easily come up with a rule to please anyone, but I'm enjoying watching you weasel and squirm far too much to give you a helping hand.
0.900 Hi, so far the app is pretty good, enjoying the UI and some other features like the swipe in menu at the left.
0.892 Wow my first ever gold for downloading the iPhone mobile app, thank you! I'm just looking at the iPhone app now, so far so good.
0.883 [How I feel as a current mod of /r/olympics] EDIT: Thanks for the gold, stranger :) I appreciate the support
0.879 WOW Please, enlighten me on what you meant with that statement.
0.874 I get that you guys want to encourage good content and reward it, but I'm not sure that this is the best way to go about it.
0.855 Cheers on the improved stability! Also thanks for the explanation.
0.848 As long as this means an end to "Download our app now!" popups and intrusions, and makes for a clean image experience, I'm all for it. edit: Thank you for the gold, kind strangers!
0.832 Right, so your attempt at a retort is against me, not my argument, and the best you could come up with is that I like porn...

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.975 I spoke with so many who tried to act somewhat reasonable, but as soon as you view their social media you see all of this disgusting as fuck racist bullshit.
-0.939 When you're no longer able to scapegoat Clinton's missing and completely innocuous emails, what will you rail against then? Don't answer that I don't really care to argue with a delusional racist.
-0.900 When backed into a corner you try to derail, fail, try again, fail again, and then you abandon ship.
-0.899 I'm sorry, I have a low tolerance for bullshit, particularly the unjust, unfair, fallacious variety.
-0.869 Excuse me while I go get all the stupid shit your candidate has said that is all far worse. Have I ever said who my candidate is?
-0.856 Fuck you spez, this is fucking bullshit and you don't deserve my forgiveness.
-0.833 It's dumb and petty. 2) I don't care if you don't like something, you're allowed to.
-0.832 The same thing happened with this Ohio State terrorist attack.
-0.823 I saw her tweaking ass white shithead boyfriend come out and scope the scene.
-0.817 Hostility != hate group.
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11Overall Score
19Positive Score
10Negative Score
82Neutral Score
2.2%All Caps
4.3Avg Word Length