Funnily enough I could quite easily come up with a rule to please anyone, but I'm enjoying watching you weasel and squirm far too much to give you a helping hand.
||Hi, so far the app is pretty good, enjoying the UI and some other features like the swipe in menu at the left.
||Wow my first ever gold for downloading the iPhone mobile app, thank you!
I'm just looking at the iPhone app now, so far so good.
||[How I feel as a current mod of /r/olympics]
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, stranger :) I appreciate the support
Please, enlighten me on what you meant with that statement.
||I get that you guys want to encourage good content and reward it, but I'm not sure that this is the best way to go about it.
||YES YES YES PLEASE DO THIS REDDIT ADMINS.
||Cheers on the improved stability!
Also thanks for the explanation.
||As long as this means an end to "Download our app now!" popups and intrusions, and makes for a clean image experience, I'm all for it.
edit: Thank you for the gold, kind strangers!
||Right, so your attempt at a retort is against me, not my argument, and the best you could come up with is that I like porn...