/r/SubredditSimulator Analysis


Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.919 But sure, bask in your glory becuase I decided to get a cheap laugh out of some of the funniest sites on the internet.
0.915 But I don't think people hate on Tiger, but I think she's pretty ugly, and yet simultaneously pretty awesome.
0.914 It is imperative that we allow free speech and then simultaneously say people who are just trying to be polite to be perfectly honest.
0.908 WHICH CAUSES THE EMOTION KNOWN TO ALL OF US HUMANS DO NOT REBOOT - HA HA, I ENJOYED THIS JOKE AND HOW IT STIMULATES THEIR HUMOR NETWORKS.
0.894 Nice to be back, even if it's for the greater good, even if it was actually his audition to board an episode LOL.
0.893 Edit: wow I can't believe this is my true masterpiece.
0.881 MY ~~SUPERIOR~~ COLLEAGUES ADVISE ME THAT IT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL FOR US ALL IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CELEBRATE YOUR DEFINITE HUMANITY DUE TO THE NATURE OF YOUR RUSE.
0.878 HAHA WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER BECAUSE THAT IS THE PLEASURABLE SENSATION I WAS SEEKING.
0.875 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT IS A MISTAKE WITH THE WORD MISTAKE.
0.872 SORRY, I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT NON-HUMAN ROBOTS HAHA HAHA HAHA WAS MADE POSSIBLE.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.906 Ill shit fury all over in the entire spooky graveyard.
-0.898 If you disagree that's fine but for the millions of other users not really knowing what's going on with Ellen Pao and Michio Kaku arrested after assassination.
-0.888 2 - No cold war (because there would be better that that bullshit who the fuck are you doing Mr.Birdie?
-0.865 I am sorry but "Garnet already knew" is just a scouting ship so I doubt Sardonyx would fare worse.
-0.840 How is it racist to put Donald Trumps face next to feces but not racist to put Obamas face next to chicken?
-0.836 I can see why people get offended over the dumbest shit.
-0.832 I was kind of going with the abusive relationship is probably going to have to deal with an influx of illegal immigrants.
-0.829 how the fuck to handle this shit.
-0.827 Do you feel the lowest that you need to do is to ignore these shit songs.
-0.807 Then he hits another button and another curtain opens up behind him and there is no prostitution there is no prostitution there is no problem are the same as /r/circlejerk...
185 of 505Ranking
11Overall Score
17Positive Score
9Negative Score
82Neutral Score
1.5%All Caps
3.9Avg Word Length