/r/Showerthoughts Analysis


Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.962 That way, you're honest but with a little flair. Just write a GOOD profile that's a good few paragraphs with a few funny things in there for good measure.
0.949 I...want...you to know... That that...album is shite... :) jk Well, not really, but you can love what you love, Jack.
0.949 Im not a bigger women and I love bigger guys, granted they are not total dick heads, can hold an intelligent conversation, and treat me with the same respect as I do them.
0.943 I hope your situation improves and you realize your value to this world, and I'm happy you find value in faith.
0.939 It's amazing haha reading your last couple comments regarding halo have brought back many fond memories I had playing those great games
0.934 Ha ha ha ha..." "Ha ha ha ha" *kills the guy* "BigDaDDy100!, huh?
0.932 Some enjoy being the alpha/in charge, some like being taken care of and not having to make any decisions,some like having lots of friends and others like being left alone.
0.923 Beauty, expression, passion, history, and most importantly fun!
0.908 When they enjoy activities like different sports, or enjoy doing stuff with certain humans, I think it's because those activities play into/feed on the horse's personality.
0.905 Way better than Walmart steaks for @ 3$ a piece! http://imgur.com/okoqWJI I'm not a shill for Aldis just a highly impressed great full customer!

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.973 Yeah but do you think a thief is thinking about the dead when they steal from the dead?
-0.969 There's war on the streets and there's war in the middle East, stead of a war on poverty, they gotta war on drugs so the police can bother me.
-0.969 There's war on the streets and there's war in the middle East, stead of a war on poverty, they gotta war on drugs so the police can bother me.
-0.932 World War V will be fought with crossbows, World War VI will be lasers, and World War VII will be blowguns.
-0.932 Attempted murder via stabbing, run, hide, oh fuck no, block the door.
-0.931 They just met and they're abandoning their families and killing people over their dumb shit.
-0.924 Making the ball want to murder people but also not murder people is the real difficulty here, I think.
-0.923 if world war 3 happened we would blame the other country for blocking all communication with its citizens while the media would report on how horrific they all are.
-0.923 murder, rape, robbery, aggravated assault) is up.
-0.922 I agree it's a fucked up system but your making it even worse on the driver so you are fucked up too.
377 of 505Ranking
4Overall Score
17Positive Score
13Negative Score
83Neutral Score
1.3%All Caps
4.2Avg Word Length