/r/ProgrammerHumor Analysis


Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.951 but if you both are enjoying yourselves, if you go for a kiss you both enjoy it, there's nothing wrong with sex.
0.942 http://www.tasteslikerecursion.com/ Might be late to the party but this inspired me a make a quick site to show off this meme's true glory!
0.940 Yes, but the space bar is closer and used more frequently than the tab key, so you have better hand position to hit it and better muscle memory.
0.931 Dear computer Jesus. Please make my website super sweet today. Sincerely, 01001000 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101100 01100101 01110011
0.929 I have it in my cubicle and have for months. You're giving me some good popularity today as nobody seemed to care until it was on reddit. Cheers
0.929 One of my favorite emails I've ever received started out like this: > I would like to build a profitable website based off fashion and health and beauty products and advertising.
0.927 I'm not saying to blindly follow a best practice, but it is important to understand them early and follow them to the best of your ability.
0.925 Yes, but there's plenty of good CMS done on PHP with good UX and good architecture.
0.925 If I had a dollar for every time someone approached for help on a 'great idea' and promised to compensate me once his great idea 'took off'.
0.923 I mean neat in the way that features in a popular language are neat: fun to use, and sometimes surprisingly terse.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.975 - Joe: FUCK YOU! - Joseph: FUCK YOU! - Rage: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT! - Joseph: Sadness, you need to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
-0.959 FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK I'VE SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON IT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSssssssssssssssssssssss
-0.934 - Joseph: Fuck. - Joe: Fuck. - Rage: Fuck.
-0.925 There are a few other stages for QAs: How the fuck did this pass code review? Why the fuck did you commit shit that doesn't work? Why did the nightly automation fail on things we didn't touch?
-0.919 >:/ EDIT: They're gonna keep posting this bullshit as long as it keeps garnering 5000+ karma D:<
-0.910 Hey, you gotta kill all the children before you kill the parents or else you'll risk zombie children and nobody wants that.
-0.907 I've seen both that and breaking bad so many times I thought this was from the first season of breaking bad at first, till OH SHIT brunette wife.
-0.901 He didn't even try because he figured that for his job he wouldn't need to write code. I forced him to learn a few things but that guy would've failed horribly without my assistance.
-0.899 The movie *Alien* has this evil android who tries to orally rape Ripley with a rolled-up magazine.
-0.891 He got it wrong because it's in the wrong order: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Then acceptance
335 of 505Ranking
6Overall Score
19Positive Score
13Negative Score
83Neutral Score
2.8%All Caps
4.7Avg Word Length