/r/Parenting Analysis

Ten Most Positive Sentences

Score Sentence
0.967 My kids are 2 years apart and the first few years were a total shit show but now that they're 6 and 4 they are BEST friends and play together for hours on end and have the greatest time.
0.949 He's going to be ok because he has you, and it's not fair to either of you, but you're going to be ok and you'll both make the best of it because you love each other and that's all that matters.
0.932 I am pretty sure my reading skills came from pokemon growing up haha. I also really really love Animal Crossing.
0.922 The ones whose parents gritted their teeth and slapped a smile on are mostly cheerful and pleasant, helpful young people who are doing well at school and in their social lives.
0.920 But I thank all that is good and holy that kind of hope is still alive. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
0.919 They love little jobs like going to collect water and they love being able to play with the kettle and pots and pans outside.
0.913 Blue light might be an issue but keeping those new kids feeling safe and comfortable is far more important.
0.910 Good luck to you and happy holidays!
0.909 Not sure how old your kids are but honestly for me, everyday household objects make the best toys.
0.906 It's free to read and play all the available free time books and games with free time unlimited.

Ten Most Negative Sentences

Score Sentence
-0.919 For many people, especially those under 25 or who are at risk for developing bipolar disorder, antidepressants can worsen mental health problems and even increase the likelihood of suicide.
-0.900 I would save it for emergenciespsychosis, *immediate* danger of suicide, credible threats to harm siblings, etc.
-0.893 > I used to look at people who divorced, or had anger issues, or ignored their kids, or cheated or whatever and think man they are messed up.
-0.891 It is known to randomly cause sudden death. It is horrifying to think of someone parenting a small child while abusing this substance.
-0.888 So nothing happens punctuated by moments of anger, frustration, and misery.
-0.885 I'm sorry, but after being scared to death by that, they were turned off on all our phones.
-0.869 That intent to be cordial can actually be unintentionally rude, cruel, or even offensive.
-0.857 He's only in 4th grade, but he was spending so much time on his video games and shit that he was just neglecting everything else.
-0.848 Your wife acted a drunk ass and her boss is a dick.
-0.844 This child and his father are both at risk of death or serious injury.
194 of 509Ranking
11Overall Score
19Positive Score
12Negative Score
79Neutral Score
1.0%All Caps
4.0Avg Word Length